That little dog!!!!!

I am a dog grannie to Jezzi, our Chihuahua rescue pup. She is 14 years old, hard headed and VERY vindictive. I learned the last part when she was just a "handful of nubblins" and found a way to get up on my bed to poop on it. It wasn't an easy thing for her to be able to do but she managed it. You see she was pissed off with me because I stopped her as she was climbing up the stove to try to get to the pot of chicken boiling there. How DARE I try to save her life and tell her no!!! What a mean, hateful woman I must be and so it seems I DESERVED to have her poop on my bed. (
Do you see me rolling my eyes???)

Some things do not change over the years. The little dog is not just a handful of puppy but she is STILL vindictive as all get out. In the past few years she came up behind me as I was washing dishes and pooped right behind my foot. I did not know that this happened because she is quiet, stealthy and sneaky as can be. My unaware, unsuspecting self turned to step away from the sink and stepped in still warm dog poop. Oh it was disgusting!!! Naughty, naughty little dog!!!!

In the past few weeks I have become a short order cook for little trouble cookie!!! She loves people food until she discovers that_I_a, eating different people food than she it. How DARE I????? WHO do I think that I am????

I have tried to explain to her that she wouldn't want what I am eating. It was kale and cauliflower. I offered her a tiny bite. She almost sniffed it and then gave me a dirty look of the first degree. She KNEW that she smell good stuff and that I was holding out on her. What she smelled was cauliflower and kale cooked with a little olive oil and a lot of garlic. She acts the same way when I make toast. It becomes most absurd. She can be SO ridiculous.

Tonight she decided that it was time to punish me AGAIN!!!! Right after I parked my walker to go wash dishes. she backed right up under it to take a dump. Bad little dog!!! This is NOT in her poop zone she did this to punish me for not giving her what I was eating. It didn't manner that I made a special meal just for her. I wasn't sharing with her.

Please don't tell me to make it look like I am giving her the same thing that I am eating. I have tried that over the years. She is a very SMART little dog and is not easily fooled. It is amazing how darned smart and conniving she is.

So, despite all of my work to rustle up some yummy grub for her the little dog is not satisfied and punished me for my foul deeds and lack of proper care and feeding of her finicky little self. I often wonder if she is part cat!!!

Ciao,

Ardee-ann

Notes: Even though she is "supposed" to be a pure bred Chihuahua I did NOT go out and buy a puppy mill dog. I rescued a puppy mill dog. I got her as a youngster but she was already scared of
people. I don't know what they did to her but whatever it was pisses me off.

I do know that she was neglected and left in a kennel without any attention or interaction with anyone except when she was fed and watered.

BECAUSE, she started life on cement and did not go to the bathroom on grass. She won on efforts to train her. I spent hours in the middle of the night trying to get her to potty. She would NOT until she got inside to her pad. So, she is pad trained, well for pee pee she is pad trained. It is seldom that she will poop on her pad, like once a year so we celebrate the event in hopes that all of the attention will get her to do it more often. We are always destined to be disappointed.

Little dog does poop on the linoleum and in the kitchen. Not in our bathrooms but in the kitchen. Well, there was that time on my bed. Sigh!!!

I clean up after her with disinfecting wipes, preferably Clorox. When I buy them I buy several at a time to stock up. Well, it was time to stock up again just in time to not be able to buy wipes. Timing is everything. LOL!!!

She is a cute little begger!!! LOL!!!